I’m not the woman president of Harvard, I’m the president of Harvard.
I wonder if there are any catfish in this pond? It seems like a perfect place for them.
I didn't know the full dimensions of forever, but I knew it was longer than waiting for Christmas to come.
Her sunny side was always up.
All of us have a place in history. Mine is clouds.
If you will die for me, I will die for you and our graves will be like two lovers washing their clothes together in a laundromat If you will bring the soap I will bring the bleach.
Elizabeth's voice had a door in it. When you opened that door you found another door, and that door opened yet another door. All the doors were nice and led out of her.
One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy,. . . In fact, the chances of finding a job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert -- slim and none, and slim just left the building.
One of the funniest lines in my show was written for me by Alan Bursky. I really want to learn this routine!
It was the kiss by which all the others of his life would be judged and found wanting.
There is nothing wrong with avoiding people who hurt you.