I'm lighter now in a lot of ways.
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
Lesson one in time travel, Thursday. First of all, we are all time travellers. The vast majority of us manage only one day per day.
It can be said of him, when he departed he took a Man's life with him. No sounder piece of British manhood was put together in that eighteenth century of Time.
When you put someone on therapy, you lower the level of virus such that it makes it very difficult for them to infect others.
Nothing is ever the same twice because everything is always gone forever, and yet each moment has infinite photographic possibilities.