What's to keep somebody from getting all potted up on weed and then getting behind the wheel?
This is the way the world really ends: not with whimper but a desperate chuckle.
If we're being told to do stupid or cruel things, then it is morally correct to disobey.
When the world's run by fools it's the duty of intelligence to disobey.
Never fall for someone with a body to diet for.
Quentin Crisp said it to me; now I say it to you: say yes to everything.
I am the conscience of the 21st Century.
You've got to win in your mind before you win in your life.
Toughness is a good thing, yet it is considered good only in men. When a woman is tough, men can't stand it. I like being tough and smart.
At first, it was really weird after being a touring stand-up comedian that wears just jeans and a shirt. But now, it's almost like when you go from Clark Kent to Superman: "All right, I've got to go put on a suit and interview Justin Trudeau. " It feels like it's part of the process. Oddly enough, I've been in enough places - they sometimes send you to places that are a bit scary - that I know how to run in a suit. Like, run fast.
Fashion, as we knew it, is over; people wear now exactly what they feel like wearing.