The strategic initiatives we propose to undertake as part of our plan over the next few years position us well to lead this evolution.
If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.
I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.
If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.
It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women. . . f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.
It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.
I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.
The only power you have is the word no
In misery it is great comfort to have a companion.
What you know not now you will know hereafter.
It seems to be a law of nature, inflexible and inexorable, that those who will not risk cannot win.