Fantasies aren't reality, I know, I know, I know. Except when they are. Except when you make them into reality.
I used to be more paranoid and stressed, constantly worrying about my Plan B. But the truth is I don't have one.
I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.
Before I had my child, I thought I knew all the boundaries of myself, that I understood the limits of my heart. It's extraordinary to have all those limits thrown out, to realize your love is inexhaustible.
Three tomatoes are walking down the street-a poppa tomato, a mamma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him and says, Catch up.
Boredom is a great motivator.
It is technically a failure when you don't try.
About as close you can get to the perfect cerebral thriller: searingly smart, ridiculously funny, and fast as hell. . . I defy anybody to read the first page and not keep going to the last.
The judgment of posterity is truer, because it is free from envy and malevolence.
I've got two Rolexes that I'm very proud of - a gold Presidential that was a gift and a white gold one I gifted myself. I'm trying to step my game up and get a few more of those.
Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to a minor stands to lose its liquor license. Marijuana salesmen don't have expensive overheads, and so are not easily punished.