When Actions are a Censure upon themselves, the Reciter will always be consider'd as a Satirist.
Turns out we've been eating the wrong things. . . since the dawn of civilisation
Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem. . .
The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, 'I've got a really bad idea. ' And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, 'And I can make it sh*ttier. '
Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!
Like medieval theologians we had a philosophy that explained everything to us in advance, and everything that did not fit could be readily identified as a fraud or a lie or an illusion. . . The perniciousness of the anti-Communist ideology of the Truman Doctrine arises not from any patent falsehood but from its distortion and simplification of reality, from its universalization and its elevation to the status of a revealed truth.
I took the life of the woman I was supposed to call mother in the process of being born. . . in order to become the world's strongest shinobi. . . an incarnation of sand was implanted inside of me.
There was a time when I was 312 pounds. And I've been all different weights.
If you’re healthy all around, you’ll feel better, and if you feel better, you’ll have a more positive outlook. It’s all connected.