Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars. ' - Andy Borowitz - Quotesmemo.com

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Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life.

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Andy Borowitz

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars. '

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