People take chances every now and then, and you don't want to disappoint them.
After being thrown out of the house, four schools and the United States Army, I discovered that I was on the right track.
I could deal with this [Pokemon] if I smoked a couple of grams of blacktar heroin.
It was so nice to go into this fake courtroom [on Ally McBeal]. I immediately went up into the judge's chair. Nice view. A preferable perspective.
I'm not an actor. I can show up for friends and improvise a little bit, but I'm not an actor.
Tell me a country that is doing well and has a great leader? You look at the nuclear weapons all over the place and you look at things like ISIS, and every country seems to have a battle going on. This is not leading to a good conclusion, unless the world wakes up. This is not what I was living through 50 years ago.
My landlady, who is only a tailor's widow, reads her Milton; and tells me, that her late husband first fell in love with her on this very account: because she read Milton with such proper emphasis.
Dancing is a sweat job.
Cute" is one of those words people use when they know you're smart enough to realize "you've got so much personality" means "you're ugly.
I've played too many tennis hours.