My mom wouldn't know Tom Cruise if he punched her in the face.
If thou makest a statement concerning women, lo, she shall immediately try to disprove it straightway. She goeth by contraries.
Many a maid have I won by a quarrel, when flattery was in no wise helpful; but take heed that thou art in the wrong, so that thou mayest acknowledge thine error.
A maiden's first kiss cometh hard, yea, it is as the first olive out of a bottle, requiring much skill; but the rest are easy.
In the mind of a woman, to give birth to a child is the short cut to omniscience.
Tell not thy previous loves to a woman, lest she also telleth thee hers.
Beware of a woman who signeth not her name to her letters; she will bear watching, aye, she hath a past.
It has been, after all, 11 years, more than a decade now, of defiance of U. N. resolutions by Saddam Hussein. Every obligation that he signed onto after the Gulf War, so that he would not be a threat to peace and security, he has ignored and flaunted.
God created woman to tame man.
I realize now how lucky I was, in the total absence of role models, to have only men to rebel against. Today's women students are meeting their oppressors in dangerously seductive new form, as successful congenial female professors who view themselves as victims of a rigid foreign ideology.
There should be no private health insurance companies operating for profit.