Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand. - Stephen Colbert

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Congress could always stop the President if Congress thinks that what the President has done exceeds the President's authority or is just wrong for the United States.

Stephen Colbert

Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

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