One of my rigid goals is to keep each book under 300 pages because I think so much nonfiction is literally weighty that people don't get through these books,. . If people don't finish your book, then they don't know what you're talking about.
The best things in life don't make sense
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
It doesn't matter how many drugs I take, I'm not fulfilled. This isn't satisfying. There's a spiritual hunger going on. Everybody feels it. If you don't feel it now, you will. Trust me. You will. . . Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's the real rebellion.
Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.
Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number.
I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables. ' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
I don't enjoy "Dust in the Wind"as much. But I do enjoy "Song for America," "Carry on, Wayward Son," and many songs- Kansas is really a drummer's dream to play in. And I like 'em all.
It's important to be thankful, even if you're poor. I mean, come on, we all have clean water—well OK, not people in the developing world.