The best things in life are censored.
I like posing with a guitar better than I can play the guitar, so I think I found the right field. But I've spent enough time with rock stars to tell you that the best thing in life to be is a rock star.
Anything can serve as a counterfeit god, especially the very best things in life.
Best things in life are free, and money can't buy you love.
The best things in life don't make sense
The best things in life cannot be willed into being.
The best things in life are. . . Annoying.
The best things in life are crazy.