Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear? - Barry Cryer

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Every single person has at least one secret that would break your heart. If we could just remember this, I think there would be a lot more compassion and tolerance in the world.

Barry Cryer

Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?

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