nothing is ever quite as bad as it could be.
I'm not stereotypically Canadian. I don't really follow hockey. I don't feel like anything other than myself, basically.
I may not have gone to high school every day, but I spent whole a lot of my adolescence feeling vulnerable and confused and alone. . . just like everybody else.
Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.
Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.
Since I was 15 I've felt kinda like. . . an old man.
If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll be there. So don’t bother saving a spot for someone who won’t make an effort to stay.
I'm still very careless about my public persona. Not careless so to speak but I'm not one for fame. I think fame is the worst part about it.
I see for others. . . in order to put on canvas the sudden apparitions which come to me.
Everyone falls down. Getting back up is how you learn how to walk.
Everyone is going to prang out at some point. I don't worry about that stuff too much because most things can be sorted out with a chat, a cup of tea and an arm wrestle.