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Why did Erich von Stronheim leave Germany? Why did Hitchcock leave England? If you were a director you'd like to work in Hollywood too. Now go ahead and ask me if I'm still Polish. You people keep asking me this question. You want Polish artists to make it in the world, but when they do, you accuse them of treason.

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If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

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Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for someone who has a food stain on their shirt or food in their teeth, as if to say, 'Your fashion sense is so offensive I'm assuming it's some sort of accident you'll want to fix.

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Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

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I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.

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When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

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I recently forced myself to read a book on quantum physics, just to try and learn something new. I was confused by the middle of the first sentence and it all went downhill from there. The only thing I can remember learning is that a parallel universe can theoretically be contained on the head of a needle. I don't really know what that means, but I am now more careful handling needles.

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