The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. - Peter Kay

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It's fascinating to watch the progress that is made during previews. The coolest thing is watching the actors take over the show, and make it there own.

Peter Kay

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

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