The laws governed people's happiness. To be lawless was to be happy.
As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.
Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
Your mind knows only some things. Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything. If you listen to what you know instinctively, it will always lead you down the right path.
I never knew that ["Hank Zipzer"] would happen in my life. It is one of the greatest things. It is like a gift from God.
Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.
How you learn has nothing to do with how brilliant you are.
On one project I was hanging out with Brad Pitt, and Ryan Gosling, and Steve Carrel, and Christian Bale, and trying to explain economics to them for a movie I'm an advisor on.
It's important to know when we need to stop, reflect, and receive. In our competitive world, that might be called a waste of time.
The happiest stutterers, I learned, are those who are willing to stutter in front of others.
I never thought before, that there was a woman in the world who could affect me so much by saying so little. But don't be hard in your construction of me. You don't know what my state of mind towards you is. You don't know how you haunt and bewilder me. You don't know how the cursed carelessness that is over-officious in helping me at every other turning of my life WON'T help me here. You have struck it dead, I think, and I sometimes wish you had struck me dead along with it.