Every artist makes himself born. It is very much harder than the other time, and longer.
Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D. C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just thought it was an American city because there were so many Mexicans there.
A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he was offered a job as President Obama's economic adviser.
There's always more to a story than a body can see from the fenceline.
Envy is but the smoke of low estate, Ascending still against the fortunate.
You can't expect to communicate with anyone if you're a bore.
For most women, including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option; it is a basic health care necessity.