Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.
Sharon Osbourne is such a blast and she's so, so bright.
I absolutely refuse to reveal my age. What am I - a car?
It's a strange lesson to learn in life that your differences, the things that make you feel uncomfortable about yourself are what will help you to grow into who you are. Those are your gifts.
On my darkest days, I wear my brightest colors.
Understand where it is you want to go. Then picture yourself there. If you can picture yourself there, then you can be there. Bottom line.
If you can't go one way, there's many ways to get where you're going. So you just take a step back and see beyond the wall.
In this oasis of quiet, before the wonderful spectacle of nature, one easily experiences how profitable silence is, a good that today is ever more rare. . . In reality, only in silence does man succeed in hearing in the depth of his conscience the voice of God, which really makes him free. And vacations can help to rediscover and cultivate this indispensable interior dimension of human life.
The ultimate and dearest - and, again, only - relationship we have is the relationship we have with our thoughts.
I heed not that my earthly lot Hath - little of Earth in it - That years of love have been forgot In the hatred of a minute: - I mourn not that the desolate Are happier, sweet, than I, But that you sorrow for my fate Who am a passer by.
Rationalization may be defined as self-deception by reasoning.