The cat sat on the mat is not a story. The cat sat on the other cat’s mat is a story.
See driving is like stabbing someone, it's very personal. While flying is like shooting someone, it's more distant.
I got dead bodies rotting in my Benz trunk. Trunk of funk, I call it.
This year Halloween fell on a weekend Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin' Robbin' little kids for bags.
You don't want your kids to hear songs of this nature. . . But you take em to the movies to watch Schwarzenegger!
I'm on the verge of suicide, so what's murder?
His [Donald Trump] words were foul and detestable and we all should acknowledge that.
All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.
Still I made one excuse after another, and Jesus would answer, 'Go, and I will be with you'. . . Then Jesus said again, 'Go, and I will be with you. ' I cried, 'Lord, I will go. Where shall I go?' And Jesus said, 'Go here, go there, wherever souls are perishing. ' Praise the Lord for his wonderful goodness in revealing his word and will in such a wonderful way, to such a poor weak worm of the dust. I saw more in that vision than I could have learned in years of hard study. Praise His Holy Name. I saw that I must not depend on anything that I could do, but to look to Him for strength and wisdom.
Politicians come in three varieties: straight men, fixers, and maddies.