I am a grown woman-- mostly-- and I can guzzle champagne with whomever I choose.
What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr. Stalker, but could you, like, not?
Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4. --T-SHIRT
Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century.
He hugged her hard. "I love you. My life is so much better with you in it than out of it.
My songs have always had hope and perseverance in them - I never write songs that have no escape hatch, no positivity.
Im not really Type A, but A minus.