Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.
If there were Satan, I would gladly sell my soul to him to prevent Sting from making another record.
We're just helping out the Christians by bringing about the apocalypse. They can all go to heaven
Preservation of human life generally outweighs some stupid code about returning objects on time.
Where there is no property there is no injustice.
Happiness, whether consisting in pleasure or virtue, or both, is more often found with those who are highly cultivated in their minds and in their character, and have only a moderate share of external goods, than among those who possess external goods to a useless extent but are deficient in higher qualities.
Excluding nobody, I'm the best player in the National Football League.
True independence of character empowers us to act rather than be acted upon.