I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where … - Rodney Dangerfield

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First ship them dope, let them deal to brothers, give them guns, step back and watch them kill each other.

Rodney Dangerfield

I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better, because the last time I could'nt find it.

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