Someone you haven't met yet is already dreaming of adoring you.
RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.
DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.
TEDIUM, n. Ennui, the state or condition of one that is bored. Many fanciful derivations of the word have been affirmed, but so high an authority as Father Jape says that it comes from a very obvious source --the first words of the ancient Latin hymn _Te Deum Laudamus_. In this apparently natural derivation there is something that saddens.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
Men live in glad obedience to the masters they believe in, or they live in a frictional opposition to the master they wish to undermine.
Has not God borne with you these many years? Be ye tolerant to others.
Without consciousness the mind-body problem would be much less interesting. With consciousness it seems hopeless.
If you are insulted, if you are accused, if they gossip about you, don't say anything bad. Don't be the one who sees the shame, be the one who corrects it.