A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy and nothing can stop him.
All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.
I have no wisdom to share on dating.
But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.
I could see myself in some sort of pioneer bonnet, it's my childhood fantasy. But, I think I look too jewish for the prairie.
I know a lot of girls in the comedy world who are kind of like me. I don't know where the slutty girls hang out, but it's not the comedy world as far as I know.
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
If life is a punishment, one should wish for an end; if life is a test, one should wish it to be short.
Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.
And that point is, it doesn't matter how long you've known somebody. People change. Or you don't really know them as well as you thought you did in the first place.
Every great religion is, in truth, a concentration of great ideas, capable, as all ideas are, of infinite expansion and adaptation.