I’m from Texas…the bigger the hair, the closer to God!
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
In every country, they make fun of city. In U. S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
I arrived at the conviction that we should, more easily and more thoroughly than we now do or ever have done, understand the nature and the laws of the Cosmos if we would from the beginning recognize its originator and upholder as being of the female sex.
Exploitation is a harsh word, I know that, but on a certain level, to me that is the central Hollywood story.
It's absurd how aspirants to designer-label colleges become obsessed with perfection so they can get into one. I'm not convinced it's worth prostituting yourself for that.
I recalled how much time i had spent fighting for something i didn't even want. maybe because i had been too lazy to think of other avenues to follow. maybe because i had been afraid of what others would think. maybe because it was hard work to be different. perhaps, because a human being is condemned to repeat the steps taken by the previous generation until a certain number of people begin to behave in a different fashion. then the world changes, and we change with it.