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We know how unhealthy it is. I know what happens, though - young women start smoking because they don't think they're really going to keep smoking.

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In real life, comedians aren't funny.

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Maybe in 10 years,I'll only be doing "classical" comedy. Or crashing my car into trees.

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I like doing all different types of comedy - stand-up, sketch, movies, TV. I like to try everything.

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I feel like marriage is a sacred institution that should only be between a man and a woman. If a gay couple wants to be married, why can't they just be satisfied with a civil union? Why do they have to get "married"?

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I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke completely at someone else's expense. Even though I think he does it better than anyone else, I don't love. . . Well, it's different with Sacha Baron Cohen, but that whole thing where you're "punking" people? I don't like that. I don't like doing it, and I don't particularly find it funny when the joke is on a person who doesn't know they're being set up.

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