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Maybe you play a melody twice. You play it once like you like it, and some parts that you don't like you can just switch. An eight-bar motive - you can just take it and put it in the front or back or something like that. It can save you 50 or 60 or 70,000 dollars, a drum machine. That's why everybody uses it.

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Pat Paulsen

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

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I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.

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Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

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People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'

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Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

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Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

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