Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke. - Jake Johannsen

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People were always asking for good sound proofs; doubt springs eternal in the human breast, even in countries where the Inquisition can read your very thoughts in your eyes.

Jake Johannsen

Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.

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People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.

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If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

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Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.

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The immediate reviews were very hostile, but they didn't bother me-I had the attitude that I was right. The poor guys who were critics just didn't understand the works at all. I was sorry about that, but it didn't weigh on my mind a bit.

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