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In practice, such trifles as contradictions in principle are easily set aside; the faculty of ignoring them makes the practical man.

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Dennis Miller

Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger.

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