I've been around so long, most editors think I'm dead.
President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein. '
Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.
In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy.
I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.
she got a reputation for an easy smile and a sharp tongue, and using one to balance the other, she seemed friendly but distant
Mistress, I have never asked anything of you in my servitude. But now, I beg you this: do not make me keep passing these adolescent sentiments back and forth all night.
Regardless, I decided to never take LSD again.
Hope is definitely not the same thing as optimism. It is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out.