If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.
I'm a person that thinks time is very precious and our only commodity. . . It's so upsetting when I feel like something has wasted my time.
We didn't miss it. This is it. C'mon. You wanna go home?
I've been obsessed with doomsday for a long time - the idea that different cultures respond to it differently, and religions will change people's outlook on it.
I'm from Jersey, so I have a love of T. G. I. Friday's and chain restaurants in general. When you go to a Friday's, it seems like everyone's on ecstasy and way too happy anyway.
Actors want to work. Give them characters they want to play, or a story they want to tell, and hopefully the budget will follow.
I think when you take forever off the table, it does something really interesting to what you think is important.
What you have to do as a comedian, that I suppose is quite difficult, is you have to end it. All the stuff that I've ever done in the past - all the tours - no matter how good it was last year or the year before, that's gone. What exists this year only exists in this time, and then it will be gone.
Everyone has a life purpose, and the key to your life purpose is following your passion, which consumes a lot of time.
Insects sting, not from malice, but because they want to live. It is the same with critics; they desire our blood not our pain.
If you wish to learn swimming you have to go into the water and if you wish to become a problem solver you have to solve problems.