Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a … - Blaize Clement

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Before forty, you think that exhaustion is something like a long-lasting hangover. But at forty you learn all about it. Even your passions exhaust you.

Blaize Clement

Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears would attract every male within a five-mile radius.

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