Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
Two people kissing always look like fish.
I think everybody should like everybody.
I can never get over when you're on the beach how beautiful the sand looks and the water washes it away and straightens it up and the trees and the grass all look great. I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.
Good business is the best art of all.
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.
Scientists are the easiest to fool. . . . They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore misdirectable, lines. The only world they know is the one where everything has a logical explanation and things are what they appear to be. Children and conjurors-they terrify me. Scientists are no problem; against them I feel quite confident.
I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME!
You are not going to do most of the work. You shouldn't be doing most of the work. . . and the way you get out of doing most of the work, is you delegate.
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.