But no, I don't really like romantic comedies, so I don't really care. I never go see 'em.
People aren't grapes - you can't weigh them in a bunch, but I guess it's easier than dealing with people as individuals.
You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it.
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.
Humor comes from self-confidence.
I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of.
She refused to think of Neil, brave and quiet, whose reward for a heroic rescue was to be slowly devoured by strange cave balloons.
Do not search for the truth; Only cease to cherish opinions.
When people reflexively write checks to institutions that have billions of dollars in the bank, they are essentially committing a moral crime. Your money could do good in this world and you're choosing instead to waste it. People have to do a better job of that. You've got to find places where your money's going to do some good and direct your dollars towards that institution.
In great matters, men behave as they are expected to; in little ones, as they would naturally