People in cars cause accidents and accidents in cars cause people. - Garrison Keillor

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I'm healthy as an ox. And you?" "To compare myself with a bovine would be both ridiculous and insulting, but I'm fit as ever, if that is what you are asking.

Garrison Keillor

People in cars cause accidents and accidents in cars cause people.

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I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

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Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

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God writes a lot of comedy. . . the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

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So let it be a criterion if you follow the path of awareness, let love be the criterion. When your awareness suddenly blooms into love, know perfectly well that awareness has happened, SAMADHI has been achieved. If you follow the path of love, then let awareness function as a criterion, as a touchstone. When suddenly, from nowhere, at the very center of your love. a flame of awareness starts arising, know perfectly well. . . rejoice! You have come home.

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