In my first film, I was a basketball player. Like every good actor, I lied when they asked me if I could play.
That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.
When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe
WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying.
YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?
Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!
IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round !
Executives do not on the whole do well with comedy. They can't understand it, they can't read it, they can't spot it.
This is my motto: Rejection is God's protection.
Trust that through the balm of simplicity your frazzled and weary soul can discover the place where you ought to be. Every day offers us simple gifts when we are willing to search our hearts for the place that's right for each of us.
When I was growing up, I dreamed about becoming a cowgirl, a detective, a spy, a great actress, or a ballerina. Not a dentist, like my father, or a homemaker, like my mother - and certainly not a writer, although I always loved to read.