It seems you haven't really become a success until you have as many people as possible condemning you.
We are overwhelmed as it is, with an infinite abundance of vaunted medicaments, and here they add another one.
Acute [diseases] meaning those of which God is the author, chronic meaning those that originate in ourselves.
The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with drugs.
Among the remedies which it has pleased Almighty God to give to man to relieve his sufferings, none is so universal and so efficacious as opium.
I confidently affirm that the greater part of those who are supposed to have died of gout, have died of the medicine rather than the disease - a statement in which I am supported by observation.
A man is as old as his arteries.
If anybody is so mad at Vladimir Putin, you know what they could do? They could advocate for a gas tax. He gets all his leverage from selling gas and oil. If we had a gas tax that made that less palatable, he would be less of a player on the world stage.
As a new day begins in New York, the sun sets in Hawaii.
I can't think of a time in the history of man when food was in excess. We're dealing with the same old problems we've dealt with for 60,000 years.
We can still maintain our coasts and oceans for the generations to come, who deserve what we have.