But you lied again. Now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it 'window pane.
As Oscar Wilde should have said, when bad ideas have nowhere else to go, they emigrate to America and become university courses.
Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one's belt buckled.
Talk isn't work. Work is when you have pages in the evening that you didn't have in the morning.
The party of God and the party of Literature have more in common than either will admit their texts may conflict, but their bigotries coincide. Both insist on being the sole custodians of the true word and its only interpreters.
Truth maybe stranger than fiction, but fiction is truer.
The television critic, whatever his pretensions, does not labour in the same vineyard as those he criticizes; his grapes are all sour.
It takes a little bit of mindfulness and a little bit of attention to others to be a good listener, which helps cultivate emotional nurturing and engagement.
What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia. After you do, he'll never phone you.
Is Fate getting what you deserve, or deserving what you get?
As leaders, we understand that intangibles are important, but we don't have a clue how to measure them.