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If I wanted to connect like I do now, I'd have to write 500,000 letters, get 500,000 stamps, send them out and wait for them all to come back. This stuff is instantaneous. I can see if someone is having a bad day and send them a smiley face and have an effect on them. It's fun, but it's also a very powerful thing.

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Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye. . . and that's my reward. . . the rest goes to the government.

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And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by Debussy. I don't play Beethoven so well, but I play Debussy very badly, and Beethoven would have liked that.

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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

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Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

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A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

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