I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I … - Kesha

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If half a century of living has taught me anything at all, it has taught me that nothing can bring you peace but yourself.

Kesha

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine. And when I make out with a dude who has a beard - who are the only kinds of dudes I make out with - then my glitter gets stuck in their beards, and then no other chick will make out with them for at least three days.

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