Nursery schools and bars at 2 a. m. are the only places where it is completely normal if … - Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan

Nursery schools and bars at 2 a. m. are the only places where it is completely normal if someone just spontaneously throws up on the floor. . . and just like a toddler, the bar patron wakes up the next day not remembering or caring how they behaved.

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