Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it?
Nobody knows how long you're going to have life on Earth, so you really have to work at being joyous and happy.
The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up.
If it's not happening, write your own thing!
I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!
I think that being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they're in pain, you feel their pain.
When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work.
English is big business and languages are dying as never before. Is there a connection? Is this another manifestation of McDonaldisation – the undesirable face of globalization? Do we want to lose the variety of languages and all the rich culture that comes with them?
You know somethin', man? Some day I'm gonna be walkin' up the street one way and you're gonna be comin' down the other way, and we're gonna pass each other and I'm gonna say 'Hello, best white band in the world' and you're gonna say 'Hello, best colored band in the world.
It is wonderful what great strides can be made when there is a resolute purpose behind them.
I don't want to be precious or weird. It's lovely to be recognized by people who like your work, and it's not as if I've done a Marvel movie. People say that with great power comes great responsibility, but it's more like shitty things will happen if you take certain jobs.