I like the good life too much, I'm not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.
Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife). . but still my own.
One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me. . Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones. . . and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.
A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
I was the little French boy who grew up hearing people talk of De Gaulle and the Resistance. France against the Nazis! Then when that boy grew up, he began to uncover things. We began to legitimately ask the question, 'What exactly did our parents do during the Occupation?' We discovered it was not the story they were telling us.
By so many measures, our country is stronger and more prosperous than it was when we first got here. And I'm hopeful we'll build on the progress we've made in the years to come.
I do have the cheesiest of cheesy chat-up lines used on me.
Education perverts the mind since we are directly opposing the natural development of our mind by obtaining ideas first and observations last. This is why so few men of learning have such sound common sense as is quite common among the illiterate.