I am not so think as you drunk I am.
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
The tendency of the world is down - God's path is up.
The scrub sink. . . is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their Lexus upholstery.
My goal in life is to get as old as I possibly can, to have as much fun as I possibly can, and then die.
Ask God to give you the strength to endure, and rest assured, He will take care of you.