Derek Landy

Mum said earlier what a lovely dress you’re wearing. ” Beryl’s eyebrows wriggled like two tiny tapeworms. “This?” she said. “But I’ve had this for years. ” It was a beige dress that would have looked better on an eighty year-old. Any eighty-year-old, man or woman. “I think you’ve really grown into it,” Valkyrie said. “I always thought it was a little shapeless. ” Valkyrie resisted the urge to say that was what she meant.

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