Things are not what they seem.
Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool.
That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.
Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an Egyptian
Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!
Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.
There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!
In Israel, free men and women are every day demonstrating the power of courage and faith. Back in 1948 when Isreal was founded, pundits claimed the new country could never survive. Today, no one questions that. Israel is a land of stability and democracy in a region of tyranny and unrest.
Leaders have devoted themselves to politics, little knowing, it seems that political independence disappears without economic independence that economic independence is the foundation of political independence.
Honestly, I have had to live like a high priestess in this show. It is a very, very lonely life. When you work the way I work - that means hard - there's no time for play.
Anyone who has invented a better mousetrap, or the contemporary equivalent, can expect to be harassed by strangers demanding that you read their unpublished manuscripts or undergo the humiliation of public speaking, usually on remote Midwestern campuses.