For a while" is a phrase whose length can't be measured. At least by the person who's waiting.
I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.
A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.
Wouldn’t that be an incredibly stupid thing to do? To say ‘I never want to smoke again’, then spend the rest of your life saying ‘I’d love a cigarette. ’ That’s what smokers who use the Willpower Method do. No wonder they feel so miserable. They spend the rest of their lives desperately moping for something that they desperately hope they will never have.
You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman. . . I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home.
If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.
I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.
She took comfort in the soft occasional sound of turning pages.
The fact that my mother was on television every week while I was young was occasionally awkward, and often frustrating.
Peace will be realized only by forging bonds of trust between people at the deepest level, in the depths of their very lives.
If you’re not angry, then you’re just stupid, you don’t care. How else can you react when something’s so unfair?