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The feeling of relinquishing responsibility to someone else, letting him take control, was a relief beyond words.

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Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.

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Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

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How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

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The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.

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It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.

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Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole he's dug. You can't put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.

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