Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He’s got mad skills. ” Derek’s eyebrows crept up. “He can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesn’t make fun of my car.
If Stalin ever told me to urinate, I'm not sure I'd be able to.
I wouldn't urinate in his ear if his brain was on fire!